Old Movie Enthusiast Pillows

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

'Old black and white movies can be SO romantic.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Herman Mankiewicz

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

"You funnin' me, bub?"

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"Spoiler alert."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

"Homes on Holmes"

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

I'm Spartacus.

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'