Movie Night Fanatic Gifts

"I was different people then!"

Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!

'Here comes the scary part.'

Act as though you're in a screwball comedy.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"Bloody hell!"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Werewolves of London..."

What's an Imax cave?

Reese Witherspoon

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Big screen TV falling through floor

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Giant slug attacks a city

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

Star Wars Audience

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."