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"I was different people then!"

'Here comes the scary part.'

Act as though you're in a screwball comedy.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"Bloody hell!"

"Werewolves of London..."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Giant slug attacks a city

Big screen TV falling through floor

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"Which part are you reading for?"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Star Wars Audience

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"