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"This one's just like being at a real theatre."

'Do you mind not talking, chewing, texting, eating snogging and - living.'

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

'Honey, I found the remote! And hey, our Blu-ray player is under here too!'

"Dinner and a movie, sure. You order a pizza and I'll see what's on cable."

'It's just a few things your concession stand doesn't carry - fried chicken, potato salad, pumpkin pie...'

'In that case, he looks pretty good.'

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

"Do you not think you're taking this home cinema a bit too seriously?"

"You see most of these trailers and you feel like you've seen the whole film."

"Hey man, did I step on your foot a minute ago?"

Roger finally cracks after one-too-many chick flicks

"My wife said to get a very romantic movie. . . got any with lots of guns and explosives?"

"That movie wasn't too scary for you, was it, son?"

"Must you do that when I'm watching a scary movie?"

"You don't have to like it; just acknowledge it."

"Oh, honey, I love it! A movie theater gift card and a new extra-large purse to sneak in the snacks!"

That was a scary movie, wasn't it?

Single-white-eunuch seeking single lady who enjoys movies, walks on the beach, long talks, and that's it.

"Let's grab a bite of this guy, then go see a movie."

Jack and his cheep date.

'I used to like the fact that he'd watch chick flicks with me. ~ But now it's starting to creep me out.'

"Did I miss something?"

"Honestly, Bob, why do you even watch scary movies?"

Couple Watching Scary Film

"An algorithm matched us as soul mates, and yet it can't suggest a movie we both want to watch."