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"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'He likes to power nap.'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

"Bloody hell!"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"I'm the bad guy..."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Titanic: How's my steering.

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

The Gladiator.

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Cinemuck

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"