Movie Night Enthusiast Gifts

"This one's just like being at a real theatre."

'Do you mind not talking, chewing, texting, eating snogging and - living.'

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

'Honey, I found the remote! And hey, our Blu-ray player is under here too!'

"Dinner and a movie, sure. You order a pizza and I'll see what's on cable."

'It's just a few things your concession stand doesn't carry - fried chicken, potato salad, pumpkin pie...'

'In that case, he looks pretty good.'

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

"Do you not think you're taking this home cinema a bit too seriously?"

"You see most of these trailers and you feel like you've seen the whole film."

"Hey man, did I step on your foot a minute ago?"

"I don't know. Do you want to watch a moovie?"

Roger finally cracks after one-too-many chick flicks

"My wife said to get a very romantic movie. . . got any with lots of guns and explosives?"

"That movie wasn't too scary for you, was it, son?"

Guy in cinema eating popcorn out of his mask

"Must you do that when I'm watching a scary movie?"

"You don't have to like it; just acknowledge it."

"Oh, honey, I love it! A movie theater gift card and a new extra-large purse to sneak in the snacks!"

Woman says: 'I got your gangster film. It's a special-edition DVD with alternative scenes.' (She's got Bridget Jones DVD.)

'Sure! What is it?'

That was a scary movie, wasn't it?

Single-white-eunuch seeking single lady who enjoys movies, walks on the beach, long talks, and that's it.

'Are you crying?'

"Let's grab a bite of this guy, then go see a movie."

Jack and his cheep date.

'I used to like the fact that he'd watch chick flicks with me. ~ But now it's starting to creep me out.'

"Did I miss something?"

We're only going to the movies, kids. The babysitter's here! Transitions are stressful, Twig. I can deal - They're filled with extreme separation anxiety. So I see! Don't worry, kids! It's ok. You'll be home soon!

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

Bar. You're back. That was a short date. She asked what my favorite indie films was and I said "Raiders of the Lost Ark."

"Honestly, Bob, why do you even watch scary movies?"

"What an unrealistic movie!"

Couple Watching Scary Film

"An algorithm matched us as soul mates, and yet it can't suggest a movie we both want to watch."