Movie Enthusiast Gifts

Tenafly International Film Festival

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

Mousehole TV

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

'-and where are the CAMERAS I asked for?'

"Action! And this time believe!"

Dorothy after nine weeks of quarantine

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

The First Case Of Stolen Identity

Sex, lies, leftover tuna casserole, and a videotape

"Which one would you like - 'My Life,' the director's cut or, 'My Life.' for general release?"

Auguste and Louis Lumiere

'You've got the part!'

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'What kind of man are you, Steve?! Turn around and demand that he remove his feet from the back of my seat this instant!'

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

"What's my motivation?"

"I'm afraid that's a wrap for this session!"

"That reminds me of a scene from 'The Big Lebowski.'"

"I met someone famous today, but I don't think he'll remember me."

Jerry Maguire Now

'One baby and two boomers."

"I'm from the Transit Authority. O.K. so far, but anything criminal and you're out of here."

"Yeah, he's in rehab, but for the right role I can spring him."

"I though I loved it, but Gordon said we were just manipulated."

Cast of Dream

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

"What if I told you that we have tickets to 'The Producers."

"That was supposed to be us."

"I just want to eat! I don't want to see a storyboard of our dinner."

"No one under the age of seventeen will be admitted without eight dollars."

"I've sent last minute treatments to all the major studios."

Hillary Clinton