Movie Enthusiast Gifts

Tenafly International Film Festival

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

'Now I identify with Mrs. Robinson.'

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

Mousehole TV

"The cape comes off too."

'The good news is that we've left the gate. The bad news is that they figure we'll be able to watch Titanic one more time before takeoff.'

'All the 'Jaws' movies made millions...but guess who didn't get a cent in royalties?'

'-and where are the CAMERAS I asked for?'

The First Case Of Stolen Identity

Dorothy after nine weeks of quarantine

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

"I'm Spartacus!"

"Action! And this time believe!"

'I don't care what Tom Hanks would do!'

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

Auguste and Louis Lumiere

"What's my motivation?"

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

'What kind of man are you, Steve?! Turn around and demand that he remove his feet from the back of my seat this instant!'

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'You've got the part!'

Sex, lies, leftover tuna casserole, and a videotape

"Which one would you like - 'My Life,' the director's cut or, 'My Life.' for general release?"

"That reminds me of a scene from 'The Big Lebowski.'"

Jerry Maguire Now

'One baby and two boomers."

"Yeah, he's in rehab, but for the right role I can spring him."

"I though I loved it, but Gordon said we were just manipulated."

Mix up at movie appreciation night.

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Say Hello to My Little Friend

"3-D glasses are really cool! When you take them off, everything looks so real."

Caught with His Pants down