Movie Aficionado Gifts

"It'll never work—you're a moviegoer and I'm a film buff."

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

Diane Keaton

'. . . And now for tonight's thriller premier - 'The Big Sleep.''

"You call this a presentation?! I knew I shouldn't work with children or animals!"

Rachel Weisz

"No, this movie isn't dragging. You've got it on 'pause'."

'Goodness Crassus, Great Balls of Fire!'

William Wallace over-applies the talcum powder before battle.

Milla Jovovich

"I was, like...glued to my seat."

Jennifer Lopez

"So much for the feel good movie of the year."

"The president today, called on Hollywood to make more feel-good movies."

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

NOT starring Samuel L Jackson...

"So Mr Bond, we meet again."

"I like the part where she says, 'woof'."

"I couldn't tell if it was a fable or it was badly written."

Anyone else think the movie was better? Book club bouncer.

"And now the award for..."

"I never realized they had feelings."

"I'm having trouble with the ending."

"That was a feel-good movie. How come I don't feel so good?"

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he write six refills or only five?'" Dirty Harry, M.D.

Computer keyboard/drive-in cinema.

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Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'It's Tom Hanks for you.'

The first rule of Mime Club is: You don't talk about Mime Club.

Trump rides a nuclear missile

Hollywood Breakup

"Ever notice that the actors keep getting thinner while the audience gets fatter?"

Marlon Brando.

'Gee, I didn't know there was a casting couch just to sell POPCORN in the theater...'