Cinema Aficionado Gifts

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

I'm not going to be ignored.

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

'I forgot - is this a movie set, or the real thing?'

Recessions -- As Time Goes By.

Federico Fellini.

"You liked it in 'The Piano.' "

Doggy-3D

'Critics are calling it 'one of the films opening on Friday.''

Man with sign predicting 'The end is near'.

Jaws 3 - The Litigation

Early Drive-Ins

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

'Bond is back...again...!'

Cars at the drive in.

'After nine commercials I've forgotten what film we were watching.'

Brad Pitt

Four thousand dollars later and there's STILL nothing to watch!

YOU ARE IN SPARTA!

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

Faye Dunaway

Barry Norman

Peter Lorre caricature

Sean Connery

"I've no idea what's going on."

"I thought they introduced the witch a little late."

Quarantine Exemption: For All Overseas Film Personnel Undertaking Location Filming in Hong Kong

"Sure, it's a little formulaic but I love it!"

'I choose what movie I'm going to see based on the politics of the star.'

"The streaming channel found my script illogical, primitive and bursting with sex and violence... they paid me 10 million for the movie rights!"

I agree it is a bit sad, bit at the end of the day it is only a mobile phone advert.

I'm sorry you missed your favorite part, but they can't 'pause' the movie just so you can go to the bathroom!

'I know we're supposed to flock together, but I want to see a different movie...'

Emma Thompson

Film snob.