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"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

I'm not going to be ignored.

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

'I forgot - is this a movie set, or the real thing?'

Recessions -- As Time Goes By.

"You liked it in 'The Piano.' "

Doggy-3D

'Critics are calling it 'one of the films opening on Friday.''

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

Cars at the drive in.

'After nine commercials I've forgotten what film we were watching.'

Early Drive-Ins

Four thousand dollars later and there's STILL nothing to watch!

I agree it is a bit sad, bit at the end of the day it is only a mobile phone advert.

I'm sorry you missed your favorite part, but they can't 'pause' the movie just so you can go to the bathroom!

'I know we're supposed to flock together, but I want to see a different movie...'

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

Film snob.

"The streaming channel found my script illogical, primitive and bursting with sex and violence... they paid me 10 million for the movie rights!"

'I choose what movie I'm going to see based on the politics of the star.'

"I thought they introduced the witch a little late."

"I've no idea what's going on."

"Sure, it's a little formulaic but I love it!"

Sean Connery

Peter Lorre caricature

'I've got to tell you, Gronk, this is going straight to DVD.'

"That's it! No more disaster films!"

"But it makes you feel like you're right there."

Cannes Film Festival Heels Controversy

'She's Possessed!'

Even more blockbuster babies

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Last night some people brought a screaming baby to the movie theater."

"It's great to be back in the theater again."

"Bond James, Bond."