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"Why on earth would you spring for color film?"

Duelling Banjos.

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

The limits of power

Welcome to Hollywood

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"I'm sorry. We don't want a ring-tailed lemur. We want a ring-tailed-lemur type."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

Galley slave carrying ice creams

'Awesome! This managing change scenario sounds just like a John Malkovich movie.'

Canadian film production

Producer, Director and Egomaniac Chair

"I'm a big film buff."

"Caw blimey Missus"-"He's a Carry-On Crow"

Some catholic like it hot

Orson Welles

"Yes! This is 'Understanding Film Noir', and, yes ! I am Dr. Behan. Now will you please shut the door!"

Film Star Robert de Niro

'Your script is a completely unimaginitive, hackneyed rag, and therefore we're prepared to pay you top dollar for it.'

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

Bates Motel Birdhouse

'There ain't no rules, Joe. That's why it's called The Wild West.'

'Funeral Director'

"Bloody hell!"

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"He's one of those supposedly good actors who isn't."

"Yeah, Harvey loves movies with subtitles. He wakes up so refreshed."

Girls (and Boys) on Film

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Well, if it isn’t Ben Affleck!"

"It's hard to explain the movie. She takes her clothes off, then he takes his clothes off. They talk – it's politicized talk. Six months later they are in Budapest. He takes her clothes off, she takes his clothes off. Troops are marching outside."

"Tell me again—which blond actress is she the blond-actress daughter of?"

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

"Film blanc."