Film Aficionado Gifts

"Why on earth would you spring for color film?"

Duelling Banjos.

The limits of power

Welcome to Hollywood

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"I'm sorry. We don't want a ring-tailed lemur. We want a ring-tailed-lemur type."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"I'm a big film buff."

Canadian film production

'Awesome! This managing change scenario sounds just like a John Malkovich movie.'

Producer, Director and Egomaniac Chair

"Bloody hell!"

Bates Motel Birdhouse

'Funeral Director'

"Caw blimey Missus"-"He's a Carry-On Crow"

Some catholic like it hot

"Yes! This is 'Understanding Film Noir', and, yes ! I am Dr. Behan. Now will you please shut the door!"

Cluck Norris in...LAYED in ACTION!

'Your script is a completely unimaginitive, hackneyed rag, and therefore we're prepared to pay you top dollar for it.'

"I can't decide if that was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a bad way, or bad in a bad way."

"He's one of those supposedly good actors who isn't."

"Oh, god. . . not another night at home watching Ingmar Bergman films!"

Four Weddings and a Funeral and a Bag of Popcorn and a Coke

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

"Film blanc."

"It's hard to explain the movie. She takes her clothes off, then he takes his clothes off. They talk – it's politicized talk. Six months later they are in Budapest. He takes her clothes off, she takes his clothes off. Troops are marching outside."

"Excuse me, folks - could I see your tickets?"

Buddy Operas.

"Katharine, I'm going to be completely frank about the film, even though you bought the tickets."

Film Critic

Two chairs on a film set labeled with "Producer" and "Director" next to rows of chairs labeled "Hanger-on"

"Once again, the epicenter seems to be Christian Slater."

"He will be greatly missed, both on and off the screen."

"Tell me again—which blond actress is she the blond-actress daughter of?"