Cinematic Aficionado Gifts

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

"Bond James, Bond."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"We're following Carrot Top."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Silence of the Chickens...

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"Bloody hell!"