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"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

Heather Graham

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Bond James, Bond."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"We're following Carrot Top."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Silence of the Chickens...

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."