Entertainment Aficionado Gifts

It's your wife, she wants you to pick up some milk on your way home.

"People, we're writing a reality show. Use some imagination!"

"I'm afraid there's nothing I can do to improve the quality of the programmes, Madam."

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

'I figured if you have to work for a living then why not do it HERE!'

'Entertainment stocks were up on rumours that there's no business like show business.'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

Springfield, Vermont wins as host for the 'Simpsons'' premiere.

'It's saved us from having to get real lives.'

'I want my lectures to have entertainment value.'

"The following program was made possible by the usual suspects...."

Trump on guitar

"I'm sorry I really can't take you seriously."

"For me it's all about the craft of acting."

"It's a very common problem, sir, and here's a simple diagnostic test you can try: If you click the remote and it goes away, it's a TV show. If it DOESN'T go away, it's reality. Hey, you're welcome! Glad I could help you!"

Ventriloquists.

Workers Affected By Lockdown Weight Gain: Clowns

"I'd like you to find him... get the Netflix password then lose him again."

Man with an enormous TV

"We're done - there's nothing left in the world to bastardize."

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

"The reason it's going to keep flashing on and off is that we love you, and we want you to love us, too."

"Let's face it, Tom. A society that's paying its Frank Sinatras and Johnny Carsons more than its yous and mes is out of whack."

"He's pretty depressed - Ginger Spice was his favorite."

TV Selfie Stick

Jerry Springer

Loreen-Euphoria-ESC in Baku

"He's all mouth and trousers!"

'It looks like they're starting their summer re-runs earlier this year.'

"The following report contains some flash celebrities."

Jack-in-the-box popping out of a television.