Culture Aficionado Gifts

Hipster Island

'I say to hell with it. If it can't be said in English, it ain't worth saying at all.'

I love the UK, whats that?

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

'How God invented polish'

'Be nice - invite them to our Thanksgiving feast, then remind them their visas will expire...'

1952-2012: 60 Glorious Years.

'But it must be valuable, it's got 'Made in China' stamped on the bottom!'

King Gama

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)

Liverpool - European Capital of Culture, 2008 (Gondola/Ferry).

"What's a traditional family?"

'The French don't hate us. They hate you.'

'And this is the picture the great man painted.'

French Cow

'Me nomad.' 'Me nomad either.'

Hoxton map.

"You'll be miserably ill for two weeks, but on the bright side, your strain of flu is trending at the moment."

Happy St Patrick's Day

Bernard Levin

Cultchah!

'So, who are you wearing?'

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

"He wields his culture like a blunt instrument."

Wanting to add a touch of culture to their international flights, Spanish Airlines began featuring an in-flight running of the bulls.

"What part of Noh don't you understand?"

Easter Island

Gallery of Expressionist Art

"It says 'HELP! My wigwham's on fire!"

Welsh Flag

Bacterial Culture

The Selfie

Sharpless breaks the bad news to Madam Butterfly

I love Fried Green Tomatoes

Hawaiian Turnaround