Culture Enthusiast Gifts

Two Barbarians and a Professor of Barbarian Studies

"Welcome to America, bitch."

"I'm thinking of doing Pamplona this year."

'Shout louder Dear...he's a foreigner...'

"I love our culturally diverse country, where were you born?"

'I'm not impressed, Rupert, by your language skills, or your cultural understanding.'

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'Take god care of your bacteria! it may well be the only culture you'll ever have....'

Never say goodbye say ciao!

"Sorry, where did you say you were from again?"

Great Chinese Dynasties

Two cultures meet.

'It's a nice community but I wouldn't say it had traditional American values.'

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

'Tell me more about this globalisation.'

The Annual Chanukah Dilemma

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

A Sudden Transfer To The Tokyo Office

London summer.

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

Half French/half English.

English person no longer knows the name of his country.

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Two Jewish temples on a desert island: one advertises it's "Orthodox congregation" while the other advertises it's "Reform Congregation".

'Don't bother Daddy - he's busy thinking up traditions.'

'Ici on parle Anglais'...'Ici on se rit de votre fran?ais.' ('We speak English here'...'We laugh at your French here')

'What do you know about culture?'

'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'

St Paul's Cathedral over the Rooftops

'I see the marching season's over for the year.'

'Could you please bring Marco Polo a fork.'

TONIGHT'S LECTURE: AMERICA -- THE MELTING POT, 'Ah, yes -- the Federal fondue.'

Goliath, the World's Biggest Philistine, at the Goth Art Gallery.

Our Spies In France: What They Found Out

This is not a pipe/bill/check.