Culture Enthusiast Pillows

Two Barbarians and a Professor of Barbarian Studies

"Welcome to America, bitch."

"I'm thinking of doing Pamplona this year."

'Shout louder Dear...he's a foreigner...'

"I love our culturally diverse country, where were you born?"

'I'm not impressed, Rupert, by your language skills, or your cultural understanding.'

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'Take god care of your bacteria! it may well be the only culture you'll ever have....'

Never say goodbye say ciao!

"Sorry, where did you say you were from again?"

Great Chinese Dynasties

Two cultures meet.

'It's a nice community but I wouldn't say it had traditional American values.'

The Annual Chanukah Dilemma

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

'Tell me more about this globalisation.'

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

London summer.

A Sudden Transfer To The Tokyo Office

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

'Don't bother Daddy - he's busy thinking up traditions.'

English person no longer knows the name of his country.

Two Jewish temples on a desert island: one advertises it's "Orthodox congregation" while the other advertises it's "Reform Congregation".

'Ici on parle Anglais'...'Ici on se rit de votre fran?ais.' ('We speak English here'...'We laugh at your French here')

TONIGHT'S LECTURE: AMERICA -- THE MELTING POT, 'Ah, yes -- the Federal fondue.'

'Could you please bring Marco Polo a fork.'

'I see the marching season's over for the year.'

'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'

Half French/half English.

'What do you know about culture?'

St Paul's Cathedral over the Rooftops

Caste War

This is not a pipe/bill/check.

Our Spies In France: What They Found Out