Cultural Enthusiasts Gifts

"You're white.You don't understand my culture."

Happy Whatever

'I don't know what it says either, but I don't like the look of it.'

"It's just not the same."

John Lennon

"Baldo, Hispanic Heritage Month is about old traditions...and starting new ones."

"What about Carlos Santana? Willie Colon? Joan Baez? They'd all be wonderful Kennedy Center honorees!"

Native American baby in a nursery.

'This is my cousin Richard, he's from England, Joy.' 'I could tell you were British as soon as you started talking.' 'I could tell as soon as he opened his mouth.'

International Date Line

'No thanks. I've got a nicotine patch.'

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

Fast Food Sacrifice

"Certainly I'm proud to be an Eskimo! That doesn't mean I enjoy freezing my tail off."

'I knew he was a big man amoung his people but I had no idea he earned that many feathers.'

Peace-pipe or non?

"After lunch, we're just going to sit around and watch you guys play lacrosse."

Easter Candy Island.

Thailand legalizes same sex marriage

Afghan Love

What Do You Do When You're Caring For Someone with Alzheimer's?

Great Chinese Dynasties

Omara Portuondo

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

World Tour.

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Introducing Piza Island.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.