Cultural Enthusiasts Gifts

"You're white.You don't understand my culture."

Happy Whatever

'I don't know what it says either, but I don't like the look of it.'

"It's just not the same."

"Baldo, Hispanic Heritage Month is about old traditions...and starting new ones."

Native American baby in a nursery.

'This is my cousin Richard, he's from England, Joy.' 'I could tell you were British as soon as you started talking.' 'I could tell as soon as he opened his mouth.'

International Date Line

'No thanks. I've got a nicotine patch.'

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

Fast Food Sacrifice

"Certainly I'm proud to be an Eskimo! That doesn't mean I enjoy freezing my tail off."

'I knew he was a big man amoung his people but I had no idea he earned that many feathers.'

Peace-pipe or non?

"After lunch, we're just going to sit around and watch you guys play lacrosse."

Thailand legalizes same sex marriage

Great Chinese Dynasties

Omara Portuondo

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

World Tour.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Introducing Piza Island.

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

"Then what happened?"

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."