Film Aficionados Gifts

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

Video Shop, "His, hers, unhappy compromise."

The Coen Brothers of Science.

If "Bonanza" actor Dan Blocker had been in a movie about an ancient Greek war ... He'd have been "The Trojan Hoss"!

My goldfish has an odd look on his face, Al

Al, have you ever seen the movie "Harvey"? That rabbit was imaginary, but you must believe me: my wolverine is real!

Roberto Benigni.

White lies com to the Film Noir.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Herman Mankiewicz

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

Kritik's Korner

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Steve McQueen

Getting to Know You

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Canadian film production