Cinema Enthusiasts Gifts

'Excellent chase scenes.'

'Sex, drugs, rock & roll and fattening foods.'

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

"You were never in The Birds..."

"All my life is passing before me - including the deleted scenes..."

"I like the way this one ends. She shoots him."

"You think the movie is scary? Go price the popcorn."

"Seats in all parts!"

"Hooray! Here comes the iceberg!"

Horror Movies in Hell.

Harriet Walter

'It's the Hat! It's the HAAAT!'

'I hate it when someone tall sits in front of us at the movies.'

"You think the movie is scary? Go price the popcorn!"

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"It's nice to have the theater to ourselves."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Herman Mankiewicz

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Bloody hell!"

"The Eggsorcist"

Steve McQueen