Cinema Enthusiasts Gifts

Russell Crowe

'Excellent chase scenes.'

'Sex, drugs, rock & roll and fattening foods.'

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

"You were never in The Birds..."

"All my life is passing before me - including the deleted scenes..."

"I like the way this one ends. She shoots him."

"You think the movie is scary? Go price the popcorn."

"Seats in all parts!"

"Hooray! Here comes the iceberg!"

Horror Movies in Hell.

Harriet Walter

Clare Danes from Romeo and Juliet! - 'I've got you a card.' - 'A valentine's card from Clare Danes?! Wow!' - 'Erm... not exactly.' - ''With deepest sympathy that you're still single.'' - 'Hang in there, Peel.' -

'It's the Hat! It's the HAAAT!'

'Satchel, money will be looking for me when it gets out that i've created an entirely new genre of entertainment.'

'I hate it when someone tall sits in front of us at the movies.'

"You think the movie is scary? Go price the popcorn!"

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"It's nice to have the theater to ourselves."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Herman Mankiewicz

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka