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Super Heroes Society. Variety. Could we stop arguing about "box office" and actually fight some crime?!

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

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"You fool!...You've given him the abnormal brain of a criminal!"

Gord of the Rings

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Herman Mankiewicz

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Steve McQueen

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

The Pink Bantha

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Getting to Know You

Canadian film production

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Moby Dick

'I'd like my £2.50 back'