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"You fool!...You've given him the abnormal brain of a criminal!"

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Herman Mankiewicz

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Steve McQueen

Canadian film production

Moby Dick

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'Have you been waiting long?'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'