Movie Lovers Gifts

'Plot spoiler: he dies.'

The depreciating Value of Movie Theater Popcorn

Egg horror movies.

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

"A toothbrush with a DVD player?" "Yeah, now she brushes for half an hour."

"I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

Second-to-last of the Mohicans...

Kate Winslet

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Herman Mankiewicz

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Bloody hell!"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"The Eggsorcist"

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."