Film Lover Gifts

'It stinks!'

Hollywood ending.

"Yes, I know it was General Custer. But, it was just a movie for heaven's sake!"

Rising Oil Prices.

Australia: The Movie - 'I preferred the hype.'

'Today's film is called 'Why Reading is Important'.'

"Dial M for MacGuffin."

"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."

Shirley MacLaine caricature

Ennio Morricone

"Hiya Brian - hey, fancy seeing you in this part of town...!!"

"Shaken, not stirred."

'No! No! No! That was a typo in the script! It's supposed to be good cop, bad cop, not food cop, bad cop!'

Cut out and keep your own Graduate - For all the Mrs Robinsons of the World!!

'Harold, what on Earth possesses you to watch these disgusting horror movies? A handsome fly changes into a human being before our very eyes! ICK!'

' ... and I'd like to thank the Academy.'

Djargo.

'You're not supposed to throw it away until after the film is developed.'

"Business really improves when they play a disaster movie."

'Boy that was scary: I wouldn't be surprised if my milk has turned sour...'

With Mort and Sadie so torn over what to see next Saturday night they've ceased speaking. The parties have called in representatives. Mr. Park merely wishes to see a documentary that challenges the mind as well as the spirit. Whisper whisper whisper whisper. My client merely wishes to withhold nookie. Objection!

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Both the movie and I will be released this summer."

Kirsten Johnson

Making noise in the cinema

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Leslie Caron.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'