Film Festival Lover Gifts

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Cimafunk

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Face painting.

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Leslie Caron.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Bloody hell!"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"The Eggsorcist"

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

This side is the gag reel.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

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"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

Kirsten Johnson

The Running of the Brie