Film Festival Follower Gifts

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"You don't have to tell me about the sacrifices a girl makes to get into show biz."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Leslie Caron.

"Bloody hell!"

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

This side is the gag reel.

Pearly King and Queen

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Can't Touch This

"Free Bird!"

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

Liam Gallagher.

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

The dark side of Halloween.

Earth Mother

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

Computer wheeled down red carpet at film premiere. TV presenter says: 'Now, at last, here comes the real star of the movie!'

"It makes you look old."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

"A ticket to the Munich Beerfest, please."

Pamplona Station

Movies through the decades.

King Kong