Film Follower Gifts

'What's wrong, Brenda? I thought you were into this whole 'Twilight' fad.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Can't Touch This

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Now Playing at the Europlex

Kirsten Johnson

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Like my new haircut?"

Harriet Walter

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

The Aging of Underwear

The mission: Impossible burger.

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

'It's a horror-comedy.'

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Ennio Morricone

Sylvester Stallone

"Port outbound, starboard home."

I want to be a lawn!

Friday The 13th, The Final Chapter.

A cow with a Brazilian.

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

"All my life is passing before me - including the deleted scenes..."

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

Shirley MacLaine caricature