Film Franchise Follower Gifts

"Forgive me, Eddie, if I'm unable to contain the occasional squeal of anticipatory glee over the new 'Star Wars' movie."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"Werewolves of London..."

Can't Touch This

Giant slug attacks a city

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Star Wars Audience

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Which part are you reading for?"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Now Playing at the Europlex

Cinemuck

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Blockbuster Billion Club

Hollywood producer.