Franchise Follower Gifts

"Sigh. Remember when Star Wars used to mean something?"

Star Wars vs Star Trek

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Eldrow

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Need a vitaminlike pill, but don't want to risk the side effects? Then try the world's first multivitamin placebo! They don't do any good, but they don't do any harm either.

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"Hang on! - we've possibly go another couple of films left in here!!"

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

Friday The 13th, The Final Chapter.

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

Movie Franchise

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

Vaping cigarette

"I'm from the small business administration...have you ever considered franchising?"

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

"As you know our marketing budget is small. We need to make a really bad commercial and hope it goes viral!"

'What's wrong, Brenda? I thought you were into this whole 'Twilight' fad.'

"My analysis is you're selfie obsessed!"

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

'I'd like to inquire about franchise opportunities.'

''Two roads diverged in a wood, and I -- I took the one less traveled by'...which was a helluva dumb place for me to launch a burger franchise!'

"Oh my gosh, you're RIGHT! The boundary between our franchise territories is 54th Street! I'm so sorry, guy! My fault entirely!"

'Mate, you've just paid two grand for a T-shirt and a hand-mower.'

'35,000 twitter followers, but no real friends...'

Bobbing for Pumpkins - Innocent Fad, or Orthodontist Plot?

The Fad Herald cometh. I bow to thee, Herald! Hear ye: The following trends are now in: Electric cars, charitable foundations, face masks – again – simultaneous theater and streaming release movies. The following items are out: French fries … Dang … balanced budget, blockbuster movies, and … uh-oh. Vaping. Herald down!!!