Fad Follower Gifts

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

Need a vitaminlike pill, but don't want to risk the side effects? Then try the world's first multivitamin placebo! They don't do any good, but they don't do any harm either.

"Remember when these were all yoga centers?"

'I just love these granite counters.'

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

'It's the latest slimming food, a jar of air.'

Vaping cigarette

Bobbing for Pumpkins - Innocent Fad, or Orthodontist Plot?

Eldrow

The latest craze - entering city limits.

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

"My analysis is you're selfie obsessed!"

The infantilisation of modern culture.

'It's a new fad, called, Rock and Roll.'

Raw Water Trend

"So ... is that a Thing now?"

"As you know our marketing budget is small. We need to make a really bad commercial and hope it goes viral!"

"Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!"

"Marcia's into quilts."

Crock-belting was the latest craze to catch-on with Ozzy youth!

"That's Farnworth: always first to follow a new fad."

"Hmmm... to stay young and relevant to my readers, it's imperative I start praising Billie Eilish."

"If we just hold our nerve, poorly-lit homes filled with clutter will become 'a thing'."

The Fad Herald cometh. I bow to thee, Herald! Hear ye: The following trends are now in: Electric cars, charitable foundations, face masks – again – simultaneous theater and streaming release movies. The following items are out: French fries … Dang … balanced budget, blockbuster movies, and … uh-oh. Vaping. Herald down!!!

The Fad Herald

The Fad Herald cometh. Did he come in a self-driving car? Hear ye, the following is now out: Politics. Yes! The following are in: Fluffy kittens, rainbows, daffodils, long hikes in the woods. Also in: Turning off the news. And for the other half of us, the following is now in ... Numbing the pain with the adult beverage of your choice, or with acupuncture. Now in: Wondering who'll run in 2020. Kanye. We need Kanye. And anyone who thinks different is a moron. I think Dukakis is primed for a comeb

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"They're binge dating. It's a thing."

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

'Are you made of sugar?'

All Natural Nothing

Invisible clothes

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'