Fad Food Follower Gifts

Tell me more about the sunflower seed diet.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Eldrow

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

All Natural Nothing

Spontaneous Kombucha

Need a vitaminlike pill, but don't want to risk the side effects? Then try the world's first multivitamin placebo! They don't do any good, but they don't do any harm either.

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

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"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"I've been on a diet for 5 weeks and can safely tell you that I've lost 5 weeks."

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

Local, free-range bug juice.

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"Fall is coming, Snickers. We must pumpkin spice everything."

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

Popeye Switches to Kale.

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

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There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

'Can you believe this? Now some food faddists want 'nectar-free' honey.'

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

"As you know our marketing budget is small. We need to make a really bad commercial and hope it goes viral!"

"My analysis is you're selfie obsessed!"