Fad Food Follower Gifts

"Where do we put Desserts?"

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

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"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"I've been on a diet for 5 weeks and can safely tell you that I've lost 5 weeks."

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

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"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"Fall is coming, Snickers. We must pumpkin spice everything."

Popeye Switches to Kale.

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

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There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

'Can you believe this? Now some food faddists want 'nectar-free' honey.'

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

"I've been on the hip and thigh diet."

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