Fad Diet Collectors Gifts

'Appetite suppressants? Uh... yeah... they're back in... uh... aisle nine.'

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The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

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"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"I've been on a diet for 5 weeks and can safely tell you that I've lost 5 weeks."

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"I can guarantee on this diet you'll lose at least 50 pounds a month, until you cancel your standing order!"

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

Toilet roll beauty tips.

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"As you know our marketing budget is small. We need to make a really bad commercial and hope it goes viral!"

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

"My analysis is you're selfie obsessed!"

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

The cake diet.

"I've been on the hip and thigh diet."

'I take it this wasn't quite the outcome you were expecting from your 'spot reduction diet'?'

"How soon can I start her on fad diets?"

"Well you did say you wanted something gluten, sugar, fat, additives and calorie free."

The Fad Herald cometh. I bow to thee, Herald! Hear ye: The following trends are now in: Electric cars, charitable foundations, face masks – again – simultaneous theater and streaming release movies. The following items are out: French fries … Dang … balanced budget, blockbuster movies, and … uh-oh. Vaping. Herald down!!!

Bobbing for Pumpkins - Innocent Fad, or Orthodontist Plot?

A rubber bone? Are you on some kind of fad diet?

101 Placenta Recipes

"So how did you get on with that all-pineapple diet. . . ?"

'Notice: results of new studies: most of what was good for you is bad for you - most of what was bad for you is good for you'

"Remember when these were all yoga centers?"