Fad Diet Follower Gifts

The high fibre diet

The Sprats

A rubber bone? Are you on some kind of fad diet?

'It doesn't have a name...it's generic food.'

"I'm on a grape-juice cleanse."

"Another diet?"

'Fad Diet regulator'.

'How much did you lose on your salmon diet?'

'It just says 'skip breakfast, skip lunch and skip dinner.''

All Natural Nothing

'Notice: results of new studies: most of what was good for you is bad for you - most of what was bad for you is good for you'

"I started a new diet."

"Is gluttony the reason people won't eat Gluten?"

Eldrow

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"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

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"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"I've been on a diet for 5 weeks and can safely tell you that I've lost 5 weeks."

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

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"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"I can guarantee on this diet you'll lose at least 50 pounds a month, until you cancel your standing order!"

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

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'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

"I've been on the hip and thigh diet."

"My analysis is you're selfie obsessed!"