Fad Dieter Gifts

"You have to try this crazy diet. Just hunting down the exotic ingredients gives you loads of exercise!"

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The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

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"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"I've been on a diet for 5 weeks and can safely tell you that I've lost 5 weeks."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

Toilet roll beauty tips.

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"I can guarantee on this diet you'll lose at least 50 pounds a month, until you cancel your standing order!"

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

Vaping cigarette

"My analysis is you're selfie obsessed!"

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

The cake diet.

"I've been on the hip and thigh diet."

"As you know our marketing budget is small. We need to make a really bad commercial and hope it goes viral!"

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

'I take it this wasn't quite the outcome you were expecting from your 'spot reduction diet'?'

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'

101 Placenta Recipes

"So how did you get on with that all-pineapple diet. . . ?"

The Fad Herald cometh. I bow to thee, Herald! Hear ye: The following trends are now in: Electric cars, charitable foundations, face masks – again – simultaneous theater and streaming release movies. The following items are out: French fries … Dang … balanced budget, blockbuster movies, and … uh-oh. Vaping. Herald down!!!

Bobbing for Pumpkins - Innocent Fad, or Orthodontist Plot?

"How soon can I start her on fad diets?"

'Notice: results of new studies: most of what was good for you is bad for you - most of what was bad for you is good for you'