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"I've been on a diet for 5 weeks and can safely tell you that I've lost 5 weeks."

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"I can guarantee on this diet you'll lose at least 50 pounds a month, until you cancel your standing order!"

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"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

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"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

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"I've been on the hip and thigh diet."

"My analysis is you're selfie obsessed!"

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'I take it this wasn't quite the outcome you were expecting from your 'spot reduction diet'?'

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"So how did you get on with that all-pineapple diet. . . ?"

"How soon can I start her on fad diets?"

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'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'