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'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

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"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"I've been on a diet for 5 weeks and can safely tell you that I've lost 5 weeks."

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"I can guarantee on this diet you'll lose at least 50 pounds a month, until you cancel your standing order!"

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"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

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"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

The cake diet.

"As you know our marketing budget is small. We need to make a really bad commercial and hope it goes viral!"

"My analysis is you're selfie obsessed!"

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

"I've been on the hip and thigh diet."

'I take it this wasn't quite the outcome you were expecting from your 'spot reduction diet'?'

"So how did you get on with that all-pineapple diet. . . ?"

"Well you did say you wanted something gluten, sugar, fat, additives and calorie free."

"How soon can I start her on fad diets?"

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