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'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

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"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"I've been on a diet for 5 weeks and can safely tell you that I've lost 5 weeks."

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

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"I can guarantee on this diet you'll lose at least 50 pounds a month, until you cancel your standing order!"

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

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"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

"My analysis is you're selfie obsessed!"

"I've been on the hip and thigh diet."

The cake diet.

"As you know our marketing budget is small. We need to make a really bad commercial and hope it goes viral!"

'I take it this wasn't quite the outcome you were expecting from your 'spot reduction diet'?'

"So how did you get on with that all-pineapple diet. . . ?"

The Fad Herald cometh. I bow to thee, Herald! Hear ye: The following trends are now in: Electric cars, charitable foundations, face masks – again – simultaneous theater and streaming release movies. The following items are out: French fries … Dang … balanced budget, blockbuster movies, and … uh-oh. Vaping. Herald down!!!

"Well you did say you wanted something gluten, sugar, fat, additives and calorie free."

A rubber bone? Are you on some kind of fad diet?

'Notice: results of new studies: most of what was good for you is bad for you - most of what was bad for you is good for you'

"How soon can I start her on fad diets?"

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