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"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

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"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"I've been on a diet for 5 weeks and can safely tell you that I've lost 5 weeks."

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

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"I can guarantee on this diet you'll lose at least 50 pounds a month, until you cancel your standing order!"

"I've been on the hip and thigh diet."

"I don’t care what you read on social media, I cannot prescribe chocolate mini eggs to help with your weight loss!"

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'I take it this wasn't quite the outcome you were expecting from your 'spot reduction diet'?'

"How soon can I start her on fad diets?"

"So how did you get on with that all-pineapple diet. . . ?"

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"Well you did say you wanted something gluten, sugar, fat, additives and calorie free."

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"I call it the 'Fasting diet'. Also known as the 'Where's all the food gone?!!' diet."

'He's on the cyclops diet. He's always got one eye on the fridge.'

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"I don't know about you guys, but I've had it up to here with the paleo diet."

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'

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"I can guarantee you'll lose £50 as soon as you hand over your credit card."

"How's the banana diet coming along?"

'How much did you lose on your salmon diet?'

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"Another diet?"

"I'm on a grape-juice cleanse."

'It doesn't have a name...it's generic food.'