Fad Diet Critic Pillows

"I don't know about you guys, but I've had it up to here with the paleo diet."

'I take it this wasn't quite the outcome you were expecting from your 'spot reduction diet'?'

"I can guarantee on this diet you'll lose at least 50 pounds a month, until you cancel your standing order!"

'Flying ants?...Really? Just what kind of twisted fad diet have you put me on?'

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All Natural Nothing

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"I've been on a diet for 5 weeks and can safely tell you that I've lost 5 weeks."

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

"I don’t care what you read on social media, I cannot prescribe chocolate mini eggs to help with your weight loss!"

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

"I've been on the hip and thigh diet."

The cake diet.

"So how did you get on with that all-pineapple diet. . . ?"

"Well you did say you wanted something gluten, sugar, fat, additives and calorie free."

"How soon can I start her on fad diets?"

'Notice: results of new studies: most of what was good for you is bad for you - most of what was bad for you is good for you'

'He's on the cyclops diet. He's always got one eye on the fridge.'

The Sprats

"I call it the 'Fasting diet'. Also known as the 'Where's all the food gone?!!' diet."

'Keep calm and wait for this irritating fad to pass.'

The high fibre diet

'It's probably just another one of those 'fad diets'.'

"How's the banana diet coming along?"

Katrina became a ballerina just so she could justify her chain smoking and fad dieting.

"Another diet?"

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'

'It doesn't have a name...it's generic food.'

"I'm on a grape-juice cleanse."

"I follow the paleo diet. Anything you can choke down."

'Dinner is ruined. I brought too many diet's home from the office again.'