Fad Diet Critic Pillows

"I don't know about you guys, but I've had it up to here with the paleo diet."

'I take it this wasn't quite the outcome you were expecting from your 'spot reduction diet'?'

"I can guarantee on this diet you'll lose at least 50 pounds a month, until you cancel your standing order!"

'Flying ants?...Really? Just what kind of twisted fad diet have you put me on?'

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"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"I've been on a diet for 5 weeks and can safely tell you that I've lost 5 weeks."

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

"I've been on the hip and thigh diet."

"I don’t care what you read on social media, I cannot prescribe chocolate mini eggs to help with your weight loss!"

The cake diet.

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

"Well you did say you wanted something gluten, sugar, fat, additives and calorie free."

"How soon can I start her on fad diets?"

'Notice: results of new studies: most of what was good for you is bad for you - most of what was bad for you is good for you'

A rubber bone? Are you on some kind of fad diet?

"So how did you get on with that all-pineapple diet. . . ?"

The Sprats

'He's on the cyclops diet. He's always got one eye on the fridge.'

"I call it the 'Fasting diet'. Also known as the 'Where's all the food gone?!!' diet."

'Keep calm and wait for this irritating fad to pass.'

The high fibre diet

"I can guarantee you'll lose £50 as soon as you hand over your credit card."

'It doesn't have a name...it's generic food.'

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'

'Appetite suppressants? Uh... yeah... they're back in... uh... aisle nine.'

'Dinner is ruined. I brought too many diet's home from the office again.'

"How's the banana diet coming along?"

'It's probably just another one of those 'fad diets'.'

21st Century Nursery Rhymes Redux. Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet Eating her whey and curd. Along came a spider Who began to chide her For a diet he deemed absurd. Let me eat what I want. Your carb/fiber balance is way off. You need more protein. And flies. It's your life, but I'd see a nutritionist.