Fad Enthusiast Gifts

"I recall losing respect for the 1970s when I got a mood ring and pet rock for my birthday."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Eldrow

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

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"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

Futuristic Teenagers.

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

Ref shows footballer green card.

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"We're ready to give the verdict....after the commercial break."

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

Striker Aims for the Wrong Goal

'T.S.I.F.'

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

Vaping cigarette

When psychics fight.

"Your grass looks great."