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"I recall losing respect for the 1970s when I got a mood ring and pet rock for my birthday."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

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"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

Futuristic Teenagers.

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

Ref shows footballer green card.

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

Striker Aims for the Wrong Goal

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'T.S.I.F.'

"We're ready to give the verdict....after the commercial break."

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

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Vaping cigarette

"Your grass looks great."

When psychics fight.

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'