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"I'm on a detox cleanse, so I'll wait for a vegetarian."

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'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"I've been on a diet for 5 weeks and can safely tell you that I've lost 5 weeks."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"I can guarantee on this diet you'll lose at least 50 pounds a month, until you cancel your standing order!"

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

Toilet roll beauty tips.

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

The cake diet.

"I've been on the hip and thigh diet."

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

'I take it this wasn't quite the outcome you were expecting from your 'spot reduction diet'?'

"So how did you get on with that all-pineapple diet. . . ?"

"How soon can I start her on fad diets?"

'Notice: results of new studies: most of what was good for you is bad for you - most of what was bad for you is good for you'

"Well you did say you wanted something gluten, sugar, fat, additives and calorie free."

A rubber bone? Are you on some kind of fad diet?

101 Placenta Recipes

The Fad Herald cometh! All hail the arbiter of all things hip. Hear ye. today, a matter of great magnitude. After much deliberation, I am prepared to issue a rare fad correction, and an apology. Two years ago, in a drunken haze, I mistakenly mixed up a 2020 scroll with one meant for 2022. Murmur murmur. Something has felt off. C'mon! The one I mistakenly read in 2020 that should have been read this year … Ripped skinny jeans that cling to the legs like torn Saran Wrap while accentuating the butt

The Sprats

'He's on the cyclops diet. He's always got one eye on the fridge.'

Tell me more about the sunflower seed diet.

"I call it the 'Fasting diet'. Also known as the 'Where's all the food gone?!!' diet."

The high fibre diet

"I don't know about you guys, but I've had it up to here with the paleo diet."

"Another diet?"

'How much did you lose on your salmon diet?'

'Helen, I can't believe you haven't tried shrink wrap! It's the latest thing.'