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"I'm on a detox cleanse, so I'll wait for a vegetarian."

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'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"I've been on a diet for 5 weeks and can safely tell you that I've lost 5 weeks."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

Toilet roll beauty tips.

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

"I can guarantee on this diet you'll lose at least 50 pounds a month, until you cancel your standing order!"

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

"I've been on the hip and thigh diet."

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

The cake diet.

'I take it this wasn't quite the outcome you were expecting from your 'spot reduction diet'?'

"How soon can I start her on fad diets?"

"So how did you get on with that all-pineapple diet. . . ?"

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'Notice: results of new studies: most of what was good for you is bad for you - most of what was bad for you is good for you'

"Well you did say you wanted something gluten, sugar, fat, additives and calorie free."

"I call it the 'Fasting diet'. Also known as the 'Where's all the food gone?!!' diet."

'He's on the cyclops diet. He's always got one eye on the fridge.'

The Sprats

The high fibre diet

"I don't know about you guys, but I've had it up to here with the paleo diet."

'Helen, I can't believe you haven't tried shrink wrap! It's the latest thing.'

"Another diet?"

'How much did you lose on your salmon diet?'