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"I've started a new diet. I'm supposed to put Worcestershire sauce on everything I eat."

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'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"I've been on a diet for 5 weeks and can safely tell you that I've lost 5 weeks."

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

"I can guarantee on this diet you'll lose at least 50 pounds a month, until you cancel your standing order!"

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"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

"I've been on the hip and thigh diet."

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

The cake diet.

'I take it this wasn't quite the outcome you were expecting from your 'spot reduction diet'?'

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"You're overfeeding that baby."

'Notice: results of new studies: most of what was good for you is bad for you - most of what was bad for you is good for you'

"So how did you get on with that all-pineapple diet. . . ?"

A rubber bone? Are you on some kind of fad diet?

"Well you did say you wanted something gluten, sugar, fat, additives and calorie free."

"How soon can I start her on fad diets?"

"I call it the 'Fasting diet'. Also known as the 'Where's all the food gone?!!' diet."

The Sprats

'He's on the cyclops diet. He's always got one eye on the fridge.'

Tell me more about the sunflower seed diet.

The high fibre diet

"I don't know about you guys, but I've had it up to here with the paleo diet."

'Fad Diet regulator'.

"Another diet?"

'Appetite suppressants? Uh... yeah... they're back in... uh... aisle nine.'

'Helen, I can't believe you haven't tried shrink wrap! It's the latest thing.'