Follower Fanatic Gifts

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

'35,000 twitter followers, but no real friends...'

"I'm really only in it for the Likes."

"Do you know how many followers I've got?"

"Am I not being funny enough?"

"Well, if you don't count yourself, how many followers do you have?"

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'Fetch.'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Super Dog'

"I'm working from home today."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Super hero dog.

Science fiction fans on other planets

Boy and his dog

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

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There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

Football supporters.

Futuristic Teenagers.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

'Good dog!'

'He took a fetching class.'