Twitter Fanatic Gifts

"Believe it or not he's an absolute BEAST on twitter!"

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Obsession with the Internet.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Bird Tweet.

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Jim Carrey,

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

We're With Stupid

Football supporters.

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"Tell the world, are you digging for world peace?"

"I don't care how many likes you got for it on Facebook it's still a D minus!"

'Wow, these messages are even shorter than twitter tweets.'

Underrated tweet

All right, if it will make you feel better, I'll call you my BFF.

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"