Twitter Enthusiast Gifts

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

'Crystal balls are outdated since it's now possible to Twitter the departed.'

Here Lies An Honest Man, Follow Me On Twitter

'Follow my campaign finances on Twitter...'

"Trump's Cuckoo!" ( the new ) What Now Cartoon

"Donald Trump sent a tweet. We're in a fake marriage."

"Your immune system is down. Try following Trump's comments more on twitter."

"You know the old saying: Never bring a stapler to a Twitter fight."

"If I use twitter to communicate, does that make me a twit?"

"You think you're addicted to Twitter? I'm sorry, I don't follow you."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

21st century water cooler conversations.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Digital Fomo!

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

"I, TikTok."

Bird Tweet.

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Trick or Tweet

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."