Twitter Enthusiast Mugs

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"Trump's Cuckoo!" ( the new ) What Now Cartoon

"Donald Trump sent a tweet. We're in a fake marriage."

"You know the old saying: Never bring a stapler to a Twitter fight."

"If I use twitter to communicate, does that make me a twit?"

"You think you're addicted to Twitter? I'm sorry, I don't follow you."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

21st century water cooler conversations.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Digital Fomo!

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Trick or Tweet

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"She looks just like in your photos."

How logos change over time.

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."