Twitter Lover Mugs

"They've discovered Twitter, so Shakespeare's out."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Bird Tweet.

Ice shelfie.

tRUMp, Pirate President

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'

Ornithologist

~ S.O.S.

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

'Wow, these messages are even shorter than twitter tweets.'

'We have the same pinterest.'

Underrated tweet

Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!

Phone generation.

If a tree falls in the forest but there's no hashtag for it ...

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."

Kid eating "Tweeties" cereal

Social Media Romance

"So then I thought...who needs speech writers when I can just recite all my old tweets!"

"#skydiving"

Elon Musk's Twitter Bid

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."