Twitter Lover Pillows

"They've discovered Twitter, so Shakespeare's out."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Ice shelfie.

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

Ornithologist

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

Underrated tweet

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

Phone generation.

Kid eating "Tweeties" cereal

"#skydiving"

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

Social Media Romance

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be taken out of context and put on Twitter and then it'll be a whole thing."