Tweet-savvy Lover Pillows

'You will tweet a tall dark stranger.'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Ice shelfie.

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

Just think. We found each other because I used a google search for Mr. Right!

Emoticons and human relationships.

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

"Bob and I met when we hacked into each other's computers and discovered how much we have in common."

Phone generation.

"When I Say Tweet, You Say Tweet!"

"If you think you've earned this by consistently retweeting my tweets -- you're right."

Sportsperson is happy with most likes