Tweet-savvy Lover Pillows

'You will tweet a tall dark stranger.'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Ice shelfie.

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

tRUMp, Pirate President

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"Oh, say you can't see, any conflicts of interest in me! What's good for my brand, is now the law of the land! And the crooked media's nasty glare, my killer tweets bursting in air... Gave proof to the news cycle, that I'm so awesome it's almost unfair!..

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

~ S.O.S.

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

I'm leaning over to kiss Lauren. What're you doing? Possible interruption. Stop live blogging. Girlfriend upset. Can you please tell me what you're thinking? Tune into my blog, woman! Major disconnect.

"Jeremy and I are so in sync, we finish each other's tweets."

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

'It's a tweet from Maid Marian.'

"Tell you what, just tweet me your order when you're ready."

'Wow, these messages are even shorter than twitter tweets.'

'We have the same pinterest.'

Emoticons and human relationships.

Whoever said "Brevity is the soul of wit" must have not read many tweets!

Just think. We found each other because I used a google search for Mr. Right!

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

Phone generation.

"Bob and I met when we hacked into each other's computers and discovered how much we have in common."

Kid eating "Tweeties" cereal

"So then I thought...who needs speech writers when I can just recite all my old tweets!"

Cruz goes to kiss Rayna under mistletoe and is cut off by her father.