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"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

21st century water cooler conversations.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

The Proust of Twitter

Digital Fomo!

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Trick or Tweet

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

How logos change over time.

"She looks just like in your photos."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

The Thinker?